Hahaha Hansi Nhn Ruk rahi....Jokes

 
Eik jagah par likha tha

Hospital hai .............horn Zor se bajayein

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Eik nange sir aadmi topiyaan bechraha tha ..us ne likhwa rakha tha

" mehmood ki topi Hamid ke sir par fit aayegi "


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kapda bechne wale ki dukaan mein likha tha

Acha kapda wohi hai jo aap ke ghar wale pasand karein " hum aap ko gharwale bhi deinge "


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Choraye mein eik cenima house tha ...Is ke bahir gate pe Cycle stand ke pass likha tha hum aap ki cycle ke zimedaaar hum nhn hain lamp aur apna saamaan chodte waqt cycle apne saath hi le jaayeein


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Ticket bechne wali khidki par eik board laga huwa tha jis par likha tha "EIk se ziyada Jaib na kaaatein "

Aur

Qataaaaaaar mein Ticket kharidne walon ko hawale police kiya jaaye ga

"black market karne wale hazraaaaaat direct manager se raabta karein

Aur eik bada board deeeeeeewaar ke saaath laga rakha tha uss pe rules likhe huwe the

1.Phela show theek Uss waqt shiroo ho jaata hai jab house full ho jaata hai .

2.Film tabdeel karne kaa manager kaa haq hai ......

3.Film par tanqeed karne walon ko police ke hawale kiya jaaye ga .......

4. danga fasaad karne wale hazraat ko laathiyaaaaan aur botles apne saath le aani chayeein .......

5. Bachon ko chaye ke woh apni maaon ko ghar chor ke aaaayein .....

6. Free pass leine wale ticket na kharidein aur ticket khareedne wale free pass ka mutalba na karein ...

7. zanaana show ke din Cenima ke hudooood mein mardon kaa aana mamnooooo hoga


 
 

Mochen ........Jokes

MOUNCHoN KI KHUBIYAN

=>Kahte hain mounch mard ka zewar hai................

=> Gaawon main to muonchen mundaa kar phirne
se be pardagi hoti hai, buzurg bura mante hain.

=> Mounchen bure waqt ki sathi hain.....................

=> Aap ksi ki gardan nahin madhorh sakte to.......
apni muonchen madhorh kar ghussa nikal sakte
hain.

=> Aap preshan hain YA ksi ka intizar karrahe hon to muonchon par haat pher kar waqt guzar sakte hain.

=> Mounchen to mardon ka Accelerator hai,isi liey wo ladhne se pahle mounchon ko bal dete hain.

 

Tamator ... Jokes

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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...  

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Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!! 

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Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.

Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!

All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?

Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.

Paise Urra...

Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

 

Hahaha

A DOg .. Jokes

 
A Dog Fell In Love



With a Cat


Bt


Dog's Parents


Refusd Cat


Gues Why?


They Gave a Solid Reason


















Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai  

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Jokes For You

Wesy to Amir khan ki har

movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny

dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)


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Msg Karta Rahonga.






Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.






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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai









Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki






Beta Ab B Waqt He






Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

Jokes haha

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy

Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy

k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;-

 

JOkes JOkes

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni khubsoorat Aur
Beautiful aur aur aur ...... Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

khekhekhekhekhekhe

 

JUDGE:
Tum teesri baar adalat main aarahe ho!
Tum ko sharam aati hai??

Sardaaaaaaaar :

TUM Rozz ate ho! Tum ko aati hai?!