Eik jagah par likha tha
Hospital hai .............horn Zor se bajayein
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Eik nange sir aadmi topiyaan bechraha tha ..us ne likhwa rakha tha
" mehmood ki topi Hamid ke sir par fit aayegi "
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kapda bechne wale ki dukaan mein likha tha
Acha kapda wohi hai jo aap ke ghar wale pasand karein " hum aap ko gharwale bhi deinge "
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Choraye mein eik cenima house tha
...Is ke bahir gate pe Cycle stand ke pass likha tha hum aap ki cycle ke zimedaaar hum nhn hain lamp aur apna saamaan chodte waqt cycle apne saath hi le jaayeein 
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Ticket bechne wali khidki par eik board laga huwa tha jis par likha tha "EIk se ziyada Jaib na kaaatein "
Aur
Qataaaaaaar mein Ticket kharidne walon ko hawale police kiya jaaye ga
"black market karne wale hazraaaaaat direct manager se raabta karein
Aur eik bada board deeeeeeewaar ke saaath laga rakha tha uss pe rules likhe huwe the
1.Phela show theek Uss waqt shiroo ho jaata hai jab house full ho jaata hai .
2.Film tabdeel karne kaa manager kaa haq hai ......
3.Film par tanqeed karne walon ko police ke hawale kiya jaaye ga .......
4. danga fasaad karne wale hazraat ko laathiyaaaaan aur botles apne saath le aani chayeein .......
5. Bachon ko chaye ke woh apni maaon ko ghar chor ke aaaayein .....
6. Free pass leine wale ticket na kharidein aur ticket khareedne wale free pass ka mutalba na karein ...
7. zanaana show ke din Cenima ke hudooood mein mardon kaa aana mamnooooo hoga
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