Parwana....shayari

parwane ne kaha shamma se ,
main miloon ga tumhari amma se,

shamma bharak kar bright ho gai,
parwane ki halat tight ho gai,

shamma ki wrong baat bhi right ho gai,
is qadar zabardast fight ho gai,

aik din parwana jal kar khak ho jaye ga,
aur yun dono ka kissa paak ho jaye ga ....
 
With best Regards ...... 

1 n only Kool~Nomi 

 

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Joke Ov The Day ..... 26 Feb

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

hahahahahaha


Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D






Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

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Pakistan's Nuclear Power vs Indian Nuclear Power

K^N Presents..

Hahaha Hansi Nhn Ruk rahi....Jokes

 
Eik jagah par likha tha

Hospital hai .............horn Zor se bajayein

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Eik nange sir aadmi topiyaan bechraha tha ..us ne likhwa rakha tha

" mehmood ki topi Hamid ke sir par fit aayegi "


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kapda bechne wale ki dukaan mein likha tha

Acha kapda wohi hai jo aap ke ghar wale pasand karein " hum aap ko gharwale bhi deinge "


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Choraye mein eik cenima house tha ...Is ke bahir gate pe Cycle stand ke pass likha tha hum aap ki cycle ke zimedaaar hum nhn hain lamp aur apna saamaan chodte waqt cycle apne saath hi le jaayeein


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Ticket bechne wali khidki par eik board laga huwa tha jis par likha tha "EIk se ziyada Jaib na kaaatein "

Aur

Qataaaaaaar mein Ticket kharidne walon ko hawale police kiya jaaye ga

"black market karne wale hazraaaaaat direct manager se raabta karein

Aur eik bada board deeeeeeewaar ke saaath laga rakha tha uss pe rules likhe huwe the

1.Phela show theek Uss waqt shiroo ho jaata hai jab house full ho jaata hai .

2.Film tabdeel karne kaa manager kaa haq hai ......

3.Film par tanqeed karne walon ko police ke hawale kiya jaaye ga .......

4. danga fasaad karne wale hazraat ko laathiyaaaaan aur botles apne saath le aani chayeein .......

5. Bachon ko chaye ke woh apni maaon ko ghar chor ke aaaayein .....

6. Free pass leine wale ticket na kharidein aur ticket khareedne wale free pass ka mutalba na karein ...

7. zanaana show ke din Cenima ke hudooood mein mardon kaa aana mamnooooo hoga


 
 

Mochen ........Jokes

MOUNCHoN KI KHUBIYAN

=>Kahte hain mounch mard ka zewar hai................

=> Gaawon main to muonchen mundaa kar phirne
se be pardagi hoti hai, buzurg bura mante hain.

=> Mounchen bure waqt ki sathi hain.....................

=> Aap ksi ki gardan nahin madhorh sakte to.......
apni muonchen madhorh kar ghussa nikal sakte
hain.

=> Aap preshan hain YA ksi ka intizar karrahe hon to muonchon par haat pher kar waqt guzar sakte hain.

=> Mounchen to mardon ka Accelerator hai,isi liey wo ladhne se pahle mounchon ko bal dete hain.

 

Video Shayaries....Shayari

Funny Video By Shakeeel ...



- The most amazing videos are a click away

Tamator ... Jokes

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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...  

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Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!! 

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Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.

Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!

All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?

Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.

Paise Urra...

Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

 

Hahaha

A DOg .. Jokes

 
A Dog Fell In Love



With a Cat


Bt


Dog's Parents


Refusd Cat


Gues Why?


They Gave a Solid Reason


















Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai  

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2.Tadapta Student






3.Shaitani Books






4.Sadma Result Ka






5.Neend ki Maut






6.Pyasi Examiner






7.Pass Ho Na Ho.


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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye






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Jokes For You

Wesy to Amir khan ki har

movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny

dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)


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Jab Tak Zinda Raha.







Msg Karta Rahonga.






Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.






Balke.






Samajh Lena,


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Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai









Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki






Beta Ab B Waqt He






Nange Paao Bhag Jao.

Bheegi Barsaat .. Shayari

 

Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom? Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal, Kate haathon ko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?

 

Bht Khubsoorat .. Shayari

Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe,

Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,

Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,

Duwa Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage.

Meri Kahani Mera Kissa .. Shayari

MeRi KahaNi MeRa QisSa H0 Tum,

MeRi SaanSain MeRi Duniya H0 Tum,

Tumhe KySe Mai Bh00La D00n

KySe DiL Se MiTa D00n,

MeRi Har Ek Saans Ka HisSa H0 Tum

Khamosh Hoon .. Shayari

Khamosh Hoon Mai Lekin Inkaar To Nahi Hai
Meri Nakaamyabi Hai Koi Haar To Nahi Hai
Hum Tumhe Paa Na Sake, To Kya Howa
Lekin Sirf Tumhe Paa Lena Pyaar To Nahi Hai
K^N Presents....

Pyaari ..Shayari

Pyar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Pe Marna Sikha Deta Hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho
Zalim Har Dard Sahena Sikha Deta Hai

Maangi thi mohbat.. shayari

Maangi Thi Hum Ne
Tum Se mohabbat
Ki Zindagi

Tum Ne Tou Zindagi
Ko Mohabbat Bana
Dia ... !!!

KOI Deewana Kehta hai ...Really Kool Video shayari

Must See this Video

K^N Presents..

Dil

Bohat dino se mera dil uddas rehta hai
Main kya karoon bas ek hi shaks yaad rehta hai

Kabhi khayaal hi nahi aata ke main akeli hoon
Ab to mera dost mere saath rehta hai

Tum se baat karte hue halat ajeeb hoti hai
Mujhe to kuch bhi na hosh-o-hawaas rehta hai

Kahin tum badal na jao kahin tum mujhe bhool na jao
Na jaane kyun mujhe ab yeh khauf her waqt rehta hai

Naa jaane mere dil ko kya hogaya hai
Kyun ab yeh her waqt uddas rehta hai

Wasi Shah

اب جو لوٹے ہو اتنے سالوں میں
دھوپ اتری ہوئی ہے بالوں میں
تم مری آنکھ کے سمندر میں
تم مری روح کے اجالوں میں
پھول ہی پھول کھل اٹھے مجھ میں
کون آیا مرے خیالوں میں
میں نے جی بھر کے تجھ کو دیکھ لیا
تجھ کو الجھا کے کچھ سوالوں میں
میری خوشیوں کی کائنات بھی تو
تو ہی دکھ درد کے حوالوں میں
جب ترا دوستوں میں ذکر آۓ
ٹیس اٹھتی ہے دل کے چھالوں میں
تم سے آباد ہے یہ تنہائی
تم ہی روشن ہو گھر کے جالوں میں
سانولی شام کی طرح ہے وہ
وہ نہ گوروں میں ہے ، نہ کالوں میں
کیا اسے یاد آ رہا ہوں وصی
رنگ ابھرے ہیں اس کے گالوں میں

شاعر کا نام : وصی شاہ
کتاب کا نام : مجھے صندل کر دو

DUA kartay hain EI DOst

Pyaas

Nazar ki Pyas Bujhanay ka Hosla Na hua

Mile to lab bhi hilanay ka hosla na hua

pukarti hi rahien door tak use nazrain

magar zubaan say bulanay ka hosla na hua

tumharay jabr-e-sitam hans kay seh liye dil pay

tumharay dil ko dukhanay ka hosla na hua

lutey kuch aise muhabbat main ham k phir ab tak

kise ko dil main basanay ka hosla na hua..!

Shayari ....

Gaye mausamon ki khabar nahi, naye mausamon ka pataa nahi
Wo mere sheher se chalaa gaya kisi gul ne mujh se kahaa nahi

Yehi soch kar meri aankh se kabhi koi ashk bahaa nahi
Rahe aankh mein hai wohi ghattaa, jo baras gaee wo ghattaa nahi

Is dil mein aas ka ik dia, wo gaya to ham ne jalaa lia
Wo dia jo dil mein udaasiyon bhari aandhiyon se bujhaa nahi

Main charaagh see hoon bujhee bujhee, shab-e-hijr teerah-o-taar hai
Main ne khud chuni hai ye teergi mujhe us se koi gilaa nahi

Mutawaqqo hijr k sog mein hi guzar na jaoon main jaan se
Mujhe koi de ye khabar k haan wo gayaa nahi, wo gayaa nahi

Zamanay ko dikha deinge

 

Jokes haha

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy

Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy

k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;-

 

JOkes JOkes

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni khubsoorat Aur
Beautiful aur aur aur ...... Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

khekhekhekhekhekhe

 

JUDGE:
Tum teesri baar adalat main aarahe ho!
Tum ko sharam aati hai??

Sardaaaaaaaar :

TUM Rozz ate ho! Tum ko aati hai?! 
 

hmmm

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train

AGAR HO SAKE TOH

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Muje Apni Aankh0'n Main Rakhna,,,
Aansu Ban Kar Beh Jau'n T0,
Haath0'n Main Chupa Lena!!


Agr H0 Sake T0...


Mujhe Hawa0'n Main Bikhair Dena,,,
Tumhe'n Chuu Kar Chala Jau'n T0,
Mujhe Mehsuus Kar Lena!!

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Muje Ek Pho0L Samajh Lena,,,
Murjha Bhi Jau'n T0,
Kitaab0'n Main Rakh Lena!!

Agr H0 Sake T0...


Mujhe Apni Khuwahish Samajh Lena,,
Agr Kabhi J0 Mill Na Pau'n T0,
Mujhe Apni Dua0'n Main Rakh Lena... !!! 
 

THORA THORA SACH

THora tHora sacH
THora tHora jHoot
Yun
Hamare piyar ki
bunyaad rakHi gai
THori si
GHaLat feHmi
THora sa kHauf-e-zamana
Yun Hamare piyar ki
PHir saakH tori gai.. 

 

KIYA ISHQ THA

Kya ishq tha jo baaise ruswai ban gaya
Yaro tamam shehr tamashai ban gaya

Bin mangay mil gaye meri aankho'n ko rat jagey
Mai jab se aik chand ka shedai ban gaya

Dekha jo uska dast e hinai qareeb se
Ahsas gunjti hui shehnai ban gaya

Barham huwa tha meri kisi baat par koi
Wo hadsa hi wajha shanasai ban gaya

Karta raha jo roz mujhey uss se bad guma'n
Wo shakhs bhi ab uska tamannai ban gaya

Wo teri bhi to pehli muhabbat na thi
phir kia huwa agar koi harjai ban gaya

WASI SHAH

Mein Hoon Tera Khayal Aur chaand raat hai
Dil dard se Nidhaal hai Aur chaand raat hai

Ankhon Mein chub gayi Teri yaad ki kirchiyaan
Kaandhon pe gham kee shaal hai Aur chaand raat hai
dil torr ke khamosh Nazaron kaa kiya Milaa?
shabnam kaa yeh sawal hai Aur chaand raat hai

Campus ki nehr per hai tera haath haath mein
mousam bhi laazawal hai aur chaand raat hai

Her iik kali ne aurh liya Maatmi Libaas
Her Phool per Malaal hai Aur chaand raat hai

Chalka Saa par raha hai "Nomi" weshiton ke ke Rang
Her cheez pe zawal hai Aur chaand raat hai


 

 

 

 

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AAP KI NAZREIN

Aap Ki Nazro Se Ojhal Jaaye Ge Hum
Door Fizaao Mein Kahin Kho Jaaye Ge Hum
Meri Yaado Se Lipat Ke Roye Ge Aap
Zameen Ordh Ke Jab So Jaaye Ge Hum

Ajeeb Thi WOh

Ajeeb thi wo ajab tarah se chahta tha mein,
wo baat krti the aur khawab dekhta tha mein

charha howa tha wo nasha k kam na hota tha,
hazar bar ubharta tha dobta tha mein

phir is tarah kabhe soya na is tarah jaga,
k rooh neend mein the, aur jagta tha mein . 
 

 

~!~ Kisi ne ankh bhi kholi to sone ki nagri mein ~!~

 

Kabhi nazrein milane mein zamane beet jate hein
Kabhi nazrein churane mein zamane beet jate hein

Kisi ne ankh bhi kholi to sone ki nagri mein
Kisi ko ghar banane mein zamane beet jate hein

Kabhi kali seyah raatein humein pal pal ki lagti hein
Kabhi ik pal bitane mein zamane beet jate hein

Kabhi khola ghar ka darwaza khadi thi samne manzil
Kabhi manzil ko aane mein zamane beet jate hein

Ik ik pal mein toot jate hein umr bhar ke woh rishtey
Woh rishtey jo banane mein zamane beet jate hein