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1:09 PM
Friday, March 5, 2010
parwane ne kaha shamma se ,
main miloon ga tumhari amma se,
shamma bharak kar bright ho gai,
parwane ki halat tight ho gai,
shamma ki wrong baat bhi right ho gai,
is qadar zabardast fight ho gai,
aik din parwana jal kar khak ho jaye ga,
aur yun dono ka kissa paak ho jaye ga .... With best Regards ......
1 n only Kool~Nomi
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Posted by
koolnomi
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2:30 PM
Friday, February 26, 2010
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
"BURQA" Nikla. :-) hahahahahaha
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend's Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'':-D Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b 'JAANI' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
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koolnomi
at
2:52 AM
Friday, February 26, 2010
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Pakistan Zindabad
Posted by
koolnomi
at
2:28 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:46 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:09 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Labels:
Video Shayari
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:07 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
_______________________________________________________
Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
++++++++++++++++++++++=================================
Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
===========================
Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.
Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!
Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?
To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!
Papa All Is Well!
Hahaha
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:06 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog's Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
=======================================================
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
.
.
.
Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:05 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wesy to Amir khan ki har
movie men koi lesson hota hai,
Lakin 3 idiots men us ny
dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,
"ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN" :-)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
_________________________________________________________________________
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Beta Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:08 AM
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Bhigi Barsaat me jalata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Main samandar hu bikharata hu, tuze kya maloom? Jabse dekha hai mohabbat ka hasi Tajamahal, Kate haathon ko chhuppata hu, tuze kya maloom?
Labels:
Ghazals,
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
11:46 PM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe,
Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,
Duwa Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage.
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
11:43 PM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
MeRi KahaNi MeRa QisSa H0 Tum,
MeRi SaanSain MeRi Duniya H0 Tum,
Tumhe KySe Mai Bh00La D00n
KySe DiL Se MiTa D00n,
MeRi Har Ek Saans Ka HisSa H0 Tum
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
11:42 PM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Khamosh Hoon Mai Lekin Inkaar To Nahi Hai
Meri Nakaamyabi Hai Koi Haar To Nahi Hai
Hum Tumhe Paa Na Sake, To Kya Howa
Lekin Sirf Tumhe Paa Lena Pyaar To Nahi Hai
K^N Presents....
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
11:40 PM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Pyar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Pe Marna Sikha Deta Hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho
Zalim Har Dard Sahena Sikha Deta Hai
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
11:39 PM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Maangi Thi Hum Ne
Tum Se mohabbat
Ki Zindagi
Tum Ne Tou Zindagi
Ko Mohabbat Bana
Dia ... !!!
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:21 AM
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Labels:
Video Shayari
Posted by
koolnomi
at
8:02 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Bohat dino se mera dil uddas rehta hai
Main kya karoon bas ek hi shaks yaad rehta hai
Kabhi khayaal hi nahi aata ke main akeli hoon
Ab to mera dost mere saath rehta hai
Tum se baat karte hue halat ajeeb hoti hai
Mujhe to kuch bhi na hosh-o-hawaas rehta hai
Kahin tum badal na jao kahin tum mujhe bhool na jao
Na jaane kyun mujhe ab yeh khauf her waqt rehta hai
Naa jaane mere dil ko kya hogaya hai
Kyun ab yeh her waqt uddas rehta hai
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
8:01 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
اب جو لوٹے ہو اتنے سالوں میں
دھوپ اتری ہوئی ہے بالوں میں
تم مری آنکھ کے سمندر میں
تم مری روح کے اجالوں میں
پھول ہی پھول کھل اٹھے مجھ میں
کون آیا مرے خیالوں میں
میں نے جی بھر کے تجھ کو دیکھ لیا
تجھ کو الجھا کے کچھ سوالوں میں
میری خوشیوں کی کائنات بھی تو
تو ہی دکھ درد کے حوالوں میں
جب ترا دوستوں میں ذکر آۓ
ٹیس اٹھتی ہے دل کے چھالوں میں
تم سے آباد ہے یہ تنہائی
تم ہی روشن ہو گھر کے جالوں میں
سانولی شام کی طرح ہے وہ
وہ نہ گوروں میں ہے ، نہ کالوں میں
کیا اسے یاد آ رہا ہوں وصی
رنگ ابھرے ہیں اس کے گالوں میں
شاعر کا نام : وصی شاہ
کتاب کا نام : مجھے صندل کر دو
Labels:
Urdu Shayari
Posted by
koolnomi
at
7:43 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Labels:
Image Shayari
Posted by
koolnomi
at
3:37 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Nazar ki Pyas Bujhanay ka Hosla Na hua Mile to lab bhi hilanay ka hosla na hua
pukarti hi rahien door tak use nazrain
magar zubaan say bulanay ka hosla na hua
tumharay jabr-e-sitam hans kay seh liye dil pay
tumharay dil ko dukhanay ka hosla na hua
lutey kuch aise muhabbat main ham k phir ab tak
kise ko dil main basanay ka hosla na hua..!
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
3:35 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Gaye mausamon ki khabar nahi, naye mausamon ka pataa nahi
Wo mere sheher se chalaa gaya kisi gul ne mujh se kahaa nahi
Yehi soch kar meri aankh se kabhi koi ashk bahaa nahi
Rahe aankh mein hai wohi ghattaa, jo baras gaee wo ghattaa nahi
Is dil mein aas ka ik dia, wo gaya to ham ne jalaa lia
Wo dia jo dil mein udaasiyon bhari aandhiyon se bujhaa nahi
Main charaagh see hoon bujhee bujhee, shab-e-hijr teerah-o-taar hai
Main ne khud chuni hai ye teergi mujhe us se koi gilaa nahi
Mutawaqqo hijr k sog mein hi guzar na jaoon main jaan se
Mujhe koi de ye khabar k haan wo gayaa nahi, wo gayaa nahi
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
3:30 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Labels:
Image Shayari
Posted by
koolnomi
at
3:28 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy
Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy
k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;-
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
3:25 PM
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni khubsoorat Aur
Beautiful aur aur aur ...... Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
khekhekhekhekhekhe
JUDGE:
Tum teesri baar adalat main aarahe ho!
Tum ko sharam aati hai??
Sardaaaaaaaar :
TUM Rozz ate ho! Tum ko aati hai?!
Labels:
Jokes
Posted by
koolnomi
at
1:09 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:25 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Agr H0 Sake T0...
Muje Apni Aankh0'n Main Rakhna,,,
Aansu Ban Kar Beh Jau'n T0,
Haath0'n Main Chupa Lena!!
Agr H0 Sake T0...
Mujhe Hawa0'n Main Bikhair Dena,,,
Tumhe'n Chuu Kar Chala Jau'n T0,
Mujhe Mehsuus Kar Lena!!
Agr H0 Sake T0...
Muje Ek Pho0L Samajh Lena,,,
Murjha Bhi Jau'n T0,
Kitaab0'n Main Rakh Lena!!
Agr H0 Sake T0...
Mujhe Apni Khuwahish Samajh Lena,,
Agr Kabhi J0 Mill Na Pau'n T0,
Mujhe Apni Dua0'n Main Rakh Lena... !!!
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:24 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
THora tHora sacH
THora tHora jHoot
Yun
Hamare piyar ki
bunyaad rakHi gai
THori si
GHaLat feHmi
THora sa kHauf-e-zamana
Yun Hamare piyar ki
PHir saakH tori gai..
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:13 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Kya ishq tha jo baaise ruswai ban gaya
Yaro tamam shehr tamashai ban gaya
Bin mangay mil gaye meri aankho'n ko rat jagey
Mai jab se aik chand ka shedai ban gaya
Dekha jo uska dast e hinai qareeb se
Ahsas gunjti hui shehnai ban gaya
Barham huwa tha meri kisi baat par koi
Wo hadsa hi wajha shanasai ban gaya
Karta raha jo roz mujhey uss se bad guma'n
Wo shakhs bhi ab uska tamannai ban gaya
Wo teri bhi to pehli muhabbat na thi
phir kia huwa agar koi harjai ban gaya 
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:12 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Mein Hoon Tera Khayal Aur chaand raat hai
Dil dard se Nidhaal hai Aur chaand raat hai
Ankhon Mein chub gayi Teri yaad ki kirchiyaan
Kaandhon pe gham kee shaal hai Aur chaand raat hai
dil torr ke khamosh Nazaron kaa kiya Milaa?
shabnam kaa yeh sawal hai Aur chaand raat hai
Campus ki nehr per hai tera haath haath mein
mousam bhi laazawal hai aur chaand raat hai
Her iik kali ne aurh liya Maatmi Libaas
Her Phool per Malaal hai Aur chaand raat hai
Chalka Saa par raha hai "Nomi" weshiton ke ke Rang
Her cheez pe zawal hai Aur chaand raat hai
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:11 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Aap Ki Nazro Se Ojhal Jaaye Ge Hum
Door Fizaao Mein Kahin Kho Jaaye Ge Hum
Meri Yaado Se Lipat Ke Roye Ge Aap
Zameen Ordh Ke Jab So Jaaye Ge Hum
Labels:
Sweet Ashaars
Posted by
koolnomi
at
12:09 AM
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Ajeeb thi wo ajab tarah se chahta tha mein,
wo baat krti the aur khawab dekhta tha mein
charha howa tha wo nasha k kam na hota tha,
hazar bar ubharta tha dobta tha mein
phir is tarah kabhe soya na is tarah jaga,
k rooh neend mein the, aur jagta tha mein .
Labels:
Ghazals
Posted by
koolnomi
at
8:24 PM
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Labels:
Ghazals
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